Silent Bob Speaks About The Dark Knight

Kevin Smith, the lucky bastard, has seen The Dark Knight. Here's what he had to say...

Courtesy of Peter Sciretta over at SlashFilm.com, I caught an early screening of “The Dark Knight” yesterday evening.

Without giving anything away, this is an epic film (and trust me: based on the sheer size and scope of the visuals and storytelling, that’s not an overstatement). It’s the “Godfather II” of comic book films and three times more earnest than “Batman Begins” (and fuck, was that an earnest film). Easily the most adult comic book film ever made. Heath Ledger didn’t so much give a performance as he disappeared completely into the role; I know I’m not the first to suggest this, but he’ll likely get at least an Oscar nod (if not the win) for Best Supporting Actor. Fucking flick’s nearly three hours long and only leaves you wanting more (in a great way). I can’t imagine anyone being disappointed by it. Nolan and crew have created something close to a masterpiece.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Announcement

Master of TV, Comics and Film and everything, Joss Whedon, has announced the release of his next project "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog". A musical about a supervillian (That sounds fantastic!!!). He's doing something really special, me thinks, and I thought I would attempt to bring attention to it. If you're a Joss fan, get pumped. If you're not a Joss fan, get pumped anyway, watch Dr. Horrible, become a fan, and then thank me. Anyways, you should hear this from the horse's mouth. Here's what Joss has to say:

Dear Friends,

At last the time has come to reveal to you our Master Plan. BEWARE! Those with weak hearts should log off lest they be terrified by the twisted genius of our schemes! Also pregnant women and the elderly should consider reading only certain sentences. Do not mix with other blogs. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this blog. You must be this tall to read. ‘Kay?

It is time for us to change the face of Show Business as we know it. You know the old adage, “It’s Show Business – not Show Friends”? Well now it’s Show Friends. We did that. To Show Business. To show Show Business we mean business. (Also, there are now other businesses like it.)

ONE WEEK ONLY! AN INTERNET MINISERIES EVENT!

"Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog" will be streamed, LIVE (that part’s not true), FREE (sadly, that part is) right on Drhorrible.com, in mid-July. Specifically:

ACT ONE (Wheee!) will go up Tuesday July 15th.

ACT TWO (OMG!) will go up Thursday July 17th.

ACT THREE (Denouement!) will go up Saturday July 19th.

All acts will stay up until midnight Sunday July 20th. Then they will vanish into the night, like a phantom (but not THE Phantom – that’s still playing. Like, everywhere.)

And now to answers a few Frequently (soon to be) Asked Questions:

1) Why, Joss? Why? Why now, why free, why us?

Once upon a time, all the writers in the forest got very mad with the Forest Kings and declared a work-stoppage. The forest creatures were all sad; the mushrooms did not dance, the elderberries gave no juice for the festival wines, and the Teamsters were kinda pissed. (They were very polite about it, though.) During this work-stoppage, many writers tried to form partnerships for outside funding to create new work that circumvented the Forest King system.

Frustrated with the lack of movement on that front, I finally decided to do something very ambitious, very exciting, very mid-life-crisisy. Aided only by everyone I had worked with, was related to or had ever met, I single-handedly created this unique little epic. A supervillain musical, of which, as we all know, there are far too few.

The idea was to make it on the fly, on the cheap – but to make it. To turn out a really thrilling, professionalish piece of entertainment specifically for the internet. To show how much could be done with very little. To show the world there is another way. To give the public (and in particular you guys) something for all your support and patience. And to make a lot of silly jokes. Actually, that sentence probably should have come first.

2) What happens when it goes away? Does it go to a happy farm for always like Fluffy did when mommy was crying and the neighbor kept washing his fender?

No, Dr horrible will live on. We intend to make it available for download soon after it’s published. This would be for a nominal fee, which we’re hoping people will embrace instead of getting all piratey. We have big dreams, people, and one of them is paying our crew.

And somewhat later, we will put the complete short epic out on DVD – with the finest and bravest extras in all the land. We’ll go into greater detail about that at Comiccon, but we’re changing the face of Show Friendliness a second time with that crazy DVD.

3) Joss, you are so kind, and generous, and your forehead is like, huge, like SCARY, like I think I can see Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint hanging off it… what can WE do to help this musical extravanganza?

What you always do, peeps! What you’re already doing. Spread the word. Rock some banners, widgets, diggs… let people know who wouldn’t ordinarily know. It wouldn’t hurt if this really was an event. Good for the business, good for the community – communitIES: Hollywood, internet, artists around the world, comic-book fans, musical fans (and even the rather vocal community of people who hate both but will still dig on this). Proving we can turn Dr Horrible into a viable economic proposition as well as an awesome goof will only inspire more people to lay themselves out in the same way. It’s time for the dissemination of the artistic process. Create more for less. You are the ones that can make that happen.

Wow. I had no idea how important you guys were. I’m a little afraid of you.

4) Joss, do you ever answer a question simply or coherently?

Shledzguohn?

There’ll be more questions, and more long, long answers, but for now I’m just excited that we’re actually making this happen. We (and a lot of other people -- gushing to commence soon) worked very hard on the show and we hope/think you guys will be pleased. Until July 15th , I remain, yours truly, -j, of the firm j, j, m & z.


You can check out the trailer right here:

Teaser from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on Vimeo.

Wall-E

New Movie Review.

Wall-E examines one of his treasures

Written by: Andrew Stanton
Directed by: Andrew Stanton
Starring: Ben Burtt, Fred Willard, Sigourney Weaver, Jeff Garlin

Pixar has one again delivered a classic, which really, is not a surprise. This, however, does not mean Wall-E isn't surprising. The film pushes the boundaries of Western mainstream animation with an admirable amount of gusto. What we have here may be the greatest animated film in American history (I, as a critic, can't help but remain partial to Ratatouille). I'm not certain that by the end of 2008, Wall-E will stand as the best movie of the year, but I'll bet it's the most special, and maybe even most important. This is a family movie that doesn't know it's a family movie. Yes, it's rated "G" in the USA and Canada but so was 2001: A Space Odyssey, and I have no problem naming the two films in the same sentence, which in my opinion, is the largest of compliments. It doesn't need swearing or adult-only themes to work. We have a science fiction story that has a lot to say about where were going, and please do not just write it off as another global warming movie. Yes, global warming and how we treat our planet is the main concern here, but the film is remarkably effective then when you leave the theater, you will notice the first tree or plant you see and be filled with regret. I believe Wall-E to first and foremost be a science fiction film, but that's certainly not all.

It is roughly 700 years in the future, we left earth some time ago when it became a barren wasteland. The first time we see Wall-E, the one robot left behind to pick up our trash, he is compressing garbage and making gigantic junk piles that resemble skyscrapers. The first time we are presented with the image of earth in this way, Wall-E working away on one of many piles, the title of the film fills the screen. We quickly realize this isn't the standard kid's flick. The image is so unexpectedly haunting, definitely one of the most effective visions of our planet's future. Wall-E appears to be alone on earth except for a cockroach that tends to follow him around. Wall-E should stick to his task, but he has developed a personality, and a winning one at that. He collects objects that peak his interest, such as a Rubik's cube and a light bulb. The item that has captured his artificial imagination most effectively is a VHS copy of Hello Dolly which he routinely watches. As he watches, two characters on screen hold hands, Wall-E simultaneously interlocks his own robotic hands. He has developed longing. Soon, his simple life is interrupted by the arrival of a spaceship bearing a female robot, EVE, sent to locate some sign of life. Wall-E is at once obsessed and does not leave EVE alone. The unlikeliest of romances begins, and what a memorable one it is. By the end, the strength of the romance is enough to love the picture. Once EVE finds what she needs, she blasts into orbit, Wall-E tags along.

They end up at Axiom, a space station, our advanced civilization. People, it seems, have changed. Everyone is obese and exerts little to no effort in their daily lives. Computers and robots control everything. Even the human man leading the people ultimately answers to a robot (a robot with an ominous red eye much like HAL from 2001, an homage to a great inspiration but perhaps even an equal) No one walks anymore, they float around in chairs with a projected TV screen. They have forgotten how to live. The poignancy only increases. I could keep going on about the brilliant vision of the future but to be surprised is better.

I mentioned that Wall-E primarily works as Sci-Fi, and secondly as a romance, thirdly comes comedy. I don't know if I could go as far as to actually call it a comedy, but there are hearty laughs abound. Wall-E's curiosity is charming and often leads to a pleasantly hard to predict and hilarious result. The gags should please the young, old, and in between alike, but I'm not quite sure how young kids will react to this movie as a whole.

The opening 30 minutes is practically dialog free. We eventually gain some minor human characters who speak a little, but speech is very minimal nonetheless. The visuals are stunning and captivating, and in the right mood, a young child may be engrossed. I wouldn't be surprised though, if a child might fidget and lose interest, at least for part of it. The more patient, thoughtful viewer will be in paradise the entire time.

Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo) has crafted a masterpiece. An animated film that is not afraid to please adults first. Filled with dark undertones as well as a large dose of hope, one can experience a range of emotions during Wall-E. I was moved and haunted to an extent few movies can accomplish. Pixar has really outdone themselves by bringing us an American animated movie as thoughtful as a Miyazaki film (Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke), to me that is the highest of accolades. Wall-E is, without a doubt, one of the greatest animated films of all time and perhaps one of the best Sci-Fi films as well. Go see Wall-E, it's flawless.

Various Shenanigans

Hullo...

So I just finished doing extra work for Caprica, a spin-off of Battlestar Galactica. It was super fun but I worked 30 of the last 48 hours so I'm a bit tired (but I did touch Eric Stoltz). Also, I have a hectic sched which has already been set in motion. The highlights of which are; Cirque Du Soleil, a Can't Stop The Serenity screening, a road trip to Kamloops, 2 Matthew Good concerts and a fun evening at Playland. So, no new review this weekend (remember I did drop 2 last week) but I will return with my take on the highly anticipated Wall-E, next friday.

The Incredible Hulk

New Movie Review.

The early scenes are best, when Bruce Banner is Bruce Banner, such as in the pic here

Directed by: Louis Leterrier
Written by: Zak Penn & Edward Harrison
Starring: Edward Norton, Tim Roth, Liv Tyler, William Hurt

Marvel Studios has provided another successful film with their sophomore entry. Not nearly as good as Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk nonetheless provides quite a bit of fun just in time for the summer season. There are some problems, though.

For starters, Bruce Banner is way more interesting than The Hulk. With Iron Man, Tony Stark puts on a suit but nothing else really changes. The Hulk, is a dim-witted, mute, mini Godzilla. Every time Banner got green, I was very anxious to get back to the real man. One of the reasons for that is Edward Norton, who is excellent in this role. He brings depth to a character somewhat lacking depth. Every time, the real human is swapped for a ridiculous CG beast, I'm taken right out of the movie. In fact, the Hulkless first twenty minutes is the highlight of the movie.

The other performers are hit and miss. William Hurt is a bit dull as General Ross, the man who wants to use Bruce Banner's unique problem as a means to advance military prowess. With the power of the Hulk harnessed, I suppose he would make super soldiers or some such nonsense. Liv Tyler is the general's daughter and the love interest. Her performance is pretty average and contributes very little to the proceedings. Worse yet, she shares no on-screen chemistry with Norton (unlike Downey Jr. and Paltrow in Iron Man). Tim Roth plays the power-hungry Emil Blonsky with a welcomed fierceness. Unfortunately, he's shorted as far as lines go, but he makes superb usage out of his material.

The writing is only average, and the direction is nothing special. The action sequences are sleep-inducing. I caught my mind wandering numerous times during the final battle. We're expected to buy into the Marvel universe, and for the most part, I do. But how can I when I'm watching two lifeless cartoons duke it out. Either CGI needs to advance quickly or Marvel needs to take a cue from Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) and go for outstanding makeup and costumes with subtle CG effects. I don't see how that's too much to ask. I'm starting to complain too much...

The fact is, this movie is very fun, more so at first than during the climax, yes, but it's a worthwhile experience. Edward Norton adds credibility, even if he doesn't blow us away like Robert Downey Jr. did oh so recently. The story is OK and a fun surprise appearance in the final scene makes things more interesting. Marvel Studios are off to a good start but they need to keep delivering, preferably at the level that Iron Man did. The Incredible Hulk is good, but if not for all the excitement surrounding Marvel right now, it might have been forgettable.

The Happening

New Movie Review.

All is forgiven, M.

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
Written by: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo

Lets begin by addressing M. Night Shyamalan's career. I don't really understand all the hate. Yes, he has made two bad movies in a row (Two!! That's twice as many as one!). This was all the more disappointing because he made 3 great movies previous to the duds. I just don't get how people can lose faith so quickly. What's more perplexing is The Happening is, according to Rotten Tomatoes.com, his worst received film yet. Maybe, I'm missing something. I just call 'em as I see 'em, and what I see is a brilliant, original film maker who has done more good than bad with his art. Perhaps The Sixth Sense attracted too much attention. Perhaps there would be less hate if he had a smaller following. In an odd way, his movies are small and quiet. Rare is action or any Hollywood influence a part of his projects. Shyamalan makes movies about supernatural happenings, and it's effect on real people. Usually he focuses on his characters above all else. This is not the case here, yes there is character development abound, but the "world event" occurring is what's important.

One morning in Central Park, NY, people abruptly halt and begin to commit suicide. The bizarre epidemic spreads throughout the north-eastern states. When Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg, unconvincing as a school teacher) gets word of this, he gets his wife Alma (Zooey Deschanel), and his friend/colleague Julian (John Leguizamo) who has a daughter named Jess, and they skip town via train. The train stops in the middle of nowhere, and hope of survival becomes less and less possible.

One surprise is that there's no surprise. There's no trademark twist here. Shyamalan could have kept what's killing everyone a secret until the end. It would have been a larger shock, but knowing early on benefits the experience. We are able to dwell on what's happening, yes indeed, The Happening is thought-provoking. Message aside, the film truly excels at creating suspense and occasional terror. Beginning with the stellar opening credits, a suspenseful mood is created. It is sustained until even after the movie ends. Seeing people needlessly take their own lives is everything it should be; saddening, horrifying, and disturbing. It's smart, it's scary, and best of all it's plausible within the real world. The Happening is terrific entertainment.

The acting is a bit strange. Both Wahlberg and Deschanel seem a bit stiff, and their delivery is occasionally silly. It's so obvious that I find it impossible to believe they didn't notice this during filming. To be honest, it doesn't really bother me. In fact, in the case of Wahlberg, I find it appealing. The supporting cast is very solid, especially all the strangers our heroes run into.

The Happening has a strong start, a strong middle and a strong conclusion with scares along the way. James Newton Howard's score is great, and really sets the tone. The acting is questionable, but it's not too damaging. M. Night Shyamalan has had a rough streak, but it ends here. He has written and directed a thoughtful and spectacular suspense picture that also manages to be a powerful parable. Highly recommended.

Kung-Fu Panda

New Movie Review.

Of course, Kung-fu master Shifu eventually decides to properly train Po

Directed by: Mark Osborne & John Stevenson
Written by: Jonathan Aibel & Glenn Berger
Starring: Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Seth Rogen, Ian McShane, David Cross, Lucy Liu, Jackie Chan


It's hard to dislike a movie that means well. It is also hard to like a movie that doesn't really do anything new. These two factors balance out to make Kung-Fu Panda, the latest animated hit, pretty average.

I'm getting tired of big name celebs being the main selling point for animated films. Last year's Ratatouille used some name actors but didn't exploit it like most. Also, if you've seen Ratatouille you should be able to tell that the hired players were chosen only because of their talent. Panda has been touting the blockbuster cast in a disgusting manner. After this year's Horton Hears A Who, which did the same with Jim Carrey and Steve Carell, I expected similar results. It turns out that Jack Black's personality enhances this movie and his job is likely the highlight. The rest of the cast aren't bad but the usage of famous actors (Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan) is nonetheless pointless.

The film opens up with a superb 2D (with some 3D) sequence. The animation here is fresh and exciting. The narration is entertaining and hilarious. Then it gives way to CG. Turns out our hero, a rotund panda named Po (Black), was only dreaming. Too bad. I'm not against 3D animation, I just think that it's not always the right choice. Especially when the studio in question isn't raising the bar. No film has matched the stunning visuals of Ratatouille, although Pixar's next project, "Wall-E", is poised to take a stab at it later this month.

The story is very basic. The unlikely hero Po, a big fan of Kung-Fu, is accidentally selected as the chosen one. Well, at least it seems like that, but the wise kung-fu master states "there are no accidents". The "Furious Five", which is the local quintet of Kung-Fu experts, are surprised and disappointed that one of their members was not chosen. Their master, Shifu (Hoffman), is outraged and at first attempts to subtly convince Po to quit. I assume you can see where this is going, and that's the the problem with the film. It is so familiar you probably could have the entire plot mapped out before the movie even starts. Luckily, the execution here is very good, and the movie, overall, is quite fun. The beginning and end are especially enjoyable while the middle is a little weak sauce. The head of steam gained by the excellent opening doesn't take long to run out and the flick doesn't get it back until the 3rd act.

The plot and animation are a bit tired but Jack Black propels Kung-Fu Panda past mediocrity. It is fun, and the kids will love it, but it is certainly not must-see material. There are however, worst ways to past the time until The Dark Knight arrives in just over a month. What other purpose could any piece of art or entertainment serve until July 18th, anyways?

I Will No Longer Suck.

I have not posted very many reviews as of late, or posted anything at all really. It's mostly because I haven't seen too many new movies recently, and also, find it a waste of time to post a review weeks after a movie release. For example, I still plan to see the new Indy Jones flick, but a review seems irrelevant at this juncture. However, I will be seeing Kung-Fu Panda this evening, and you can expect a review before weekend's completion. It will be the review to kick off my new promise. You see, another one of my problems is laziness and lack of motivation. So I figure if I put it in writing on the inter-web, I have to follow my promise or the inter-web-Dieties will have my critic-soul on a godlike china platter. So here is the aforementioned promise: I swear there will be at least 1 new review each week on The Bronze. Of course, if I am on vacation or dying, I may not have access to a computer. But no other excuses. I swear. So here's to a brighter, more efficient, frequently updated inter-web future.